21. When a guy makes a prolonged 'um...' or makes any excuses when you`re asking him to do a favor, he`s actually saying that he doesn`t like you and he can`t lay down a card for you.
22. When a girls says 'no', a guy hears it as 'try again tomorrow'.
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about a girl who likes him, but this doesn`t actually mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime... he does.
30. BEWARE! Guys can make a gossip scatter through half the face of the Earth faster than the girls can.
